1 00:00:02,578 --> 00:00:07,172 (Navi, in English): Yo, don't mention that you're hosting 2 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,215 the bhangra competition tomorrow. 3 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,717 I didn't get visas. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:10,592 (Jasmeet): Are you kidding me? 5 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:11,885 So then, why didn't they fly us out? 6 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:13,971 (Navi): But they did, man! Like, first class, too! 7 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:17,349 So then, what are we doing sitting in a car at the border? 8 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,686 We're pocketing the money, bro! Just chill. 9 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,313 Alright, um. Neal. Switch with me. 10 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,440 You're the least suspicious-looking 11 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,358 out of all of us. - Okay. True. 12 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,694 (rap music playing over radio) 13 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,029 (grunting) 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,530 (creaking) (Neal): Okay... 15 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,061 (Jasmeet): Ow, fuck, get your foot outta my face! 16 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,076 Oh, fuck. 17 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,328 I forgot my driver's licence. 18 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,787 - What? - Are you kidding me? 19 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,998 Well, I brought my passport. I hate having two IDs, 20 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,374 it's, like, so confusing. (sighs) 21 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,543 You're gonna make me talk to the border guard? Really? 22 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,045 Just come back. 23 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,880 - Okay. Switch sides. - Let's go. 24 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,214 (creaking) (Neal): Ow... ow. 25 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,133 (Jasmeet): That's your foot in my mouth, man! 26 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,635 (breathing hard) 27 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,763 Man, you guys are trippin', man. 28 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,057 Just say you're going to your cousin's engagement. 29 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,558 Bro, I use that excuse all the time. 30 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,728 (Neal): Oh! We should say we're shopping at the Buffalo outlets. 31 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,605 (Navi): What, bro, what is this, 2006? 32 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,148 (Jasmeet): Okay, yo, everybody shut up 33 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,733 let me handle this, alright? 34 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,319 (radio music stops) 35 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:15,157 Hi, good evening, sir... uh, ah... afternoons- 36 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,742 Passports. 37 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:20,205 (security radio chatter) 38 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,083 Citizenships? 39 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,876 Canadian. 40 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,086 All of you? 41 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,420 Yep. 42 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,922 What's the nature of your business? 43 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,966 We're going to visit my dance cousin, I mean... um... 44 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:35,260 dancing to go visit my cousin. 45 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,097 We're... on a visit to visit my dance cousin 46 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,015 to dance with him during my visit. 47 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,767 (sighs) 48 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,019 He's getting engaged. 49 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,729 I'm not getting paid. 50 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,606 Mm-hmm. Nice. 51 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,526 Nice set of wheels you got there. 52 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,486 What do you do for a living? 53 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:55,614 You know... online stuff. 54 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,950 Just some online stuff, huh? 55 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,077 You got any drugs in the car? 56 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,412 No. 57 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:04,289 How 'bout illegal firearms or explosives? 58 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,041 What? No. 59 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,668 You sure about that? 60 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:11,463 Yeah. I'm sure we don't illegal firearms or explosives. 61 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:15,300 Okay. I'm gonna need you to pull over and head inside 62 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,678 for further inspection. - What? Why? 63 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,847 I don't need to give you a goddamn reason why. 64 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,600 Pull over now, and get inside! 65 00:02:22,886 --> 00:02:24,977 (sighs) 66 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,729 (Navi): What's with the fucking attitude, bro? 67 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,189 (Jasmeet): What am I supposed to do?, He's being a prick! 68 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,399 (Navi): We don't have any rights here, man. 69 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,692 Just smile and say "yes, sir". 70 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,986 We're gonna be here all day now. Fuck! 71 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,239 (Neal): This country has, like, a very masculine energy. 72 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,576 (rap music) 73 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:51,170 And then, I tried picking her up and I couldn't! 74 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,421 She grew that much overnight! 75 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,672 Blows my fucking mind! (chuckles) 76 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,132 Wait, which daughter is this again? 77 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,051 One of the middle ones? (Chippy chuckles) 78 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,928 Anyways, how are things at home? 79 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,597 Yeah. You know. 80 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,183 Dad's away, so. Still me doing everything. 81 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,934 Hm. What about your new girl? 82 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,603 Aah. Shit got messy. 83 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,606 So I think I'm gonna be single for a while, probably. 84 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,108 You know what? You do you. 85 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,568 (phone dings) 86 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:17,196 Oh shit! I totally forgot I have therapy in 10! 87 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,447 I gotta go, Sunny. 88 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,325 Yo! You can use one of my spare offices! 89 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,910 I mean, the Wi-fi's shit, 90 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,371 'cause these guys watch cracked out Desi reels all day. 91 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,456 But it should hold. - Really? 92 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,208 Yeah! Yeah, it's right there. 93 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,043 Okay, thanks! I'll be quick. 94 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,294 Yeah. No problem. 95 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:35,130 (distant music) 96 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,049 (distant laughing) - Yo, Shinda! 97 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,801 Yo, Shinda! 98 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,260 (in Punjabi): Yeah, bro? 99 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,553 (in English): Bro, come on, man. Back to work! 100 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,680 (in Punjabi): Check out this reel. 101 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:44,807 It's so jokes. 102 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,809 No, it's not time for reels, buddy. 103 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,561 (in English): Load it in the fucking truck. Go. 104 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,271 (in Punjabi): Don't worry! Why you so pressed? 105 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,191 Plus, I got some back problems. 106 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,485 A little break. 107 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:59,655 I'll break your back! Grab the truck and get out. 108 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,534 (in English): Yeah, yeah... 109 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,663 (tense music) 110 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,582 Okay! 111 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,876 You're good to go. 112 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,504 (security radio chatter) 113 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,297 I guess we're good to fucking, go, man! 114 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,674 Let's grab the seats and let's roll out! 115 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,384 Go where, bro? The engine's literally on the ground. 116 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,719 (sighing): Fuck. 117 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,637 Does anybody here know how to put this together? 118 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,514 - Is it all-wheel drive? - Yeah. 119 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,890 No, I don't know how. 120 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:29,935 Fuck! We're gonna be late as fuck, man! Like, fuck! 121 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,020 No, I told you we should have flown, man. 122 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,273 Fuck. (sighs angrily) 123 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,983 'Kay, you know what? 124 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,359 I know who to call. 125 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,361 (sighs) (distant voices) 126 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:42,740 (phone ringing) (Jasmeet): Yo. Sunny... 127 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,199 Yeah, what's up? 128 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,826 (distant cars passing) 129 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,329 Yeah, man. I'm at the border, bro. 130 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,374 Hey. How come you don't look like a vampire anymore? 131 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,377 Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend. 132 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,129 This is all that's left. 133 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,964 (inhales) 134 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,594 (phone ringtone music) 135 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,679 Yes, babe. 136 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,349 Told you I was going away this weekend! 137 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,309 Right before we left! 138 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,062 How else am I supposed to make money? 139 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,563 Just get Mom to watch 'em! 140 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,607 Holy fuck, relax! 141 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,817 You always do this shit! 142 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,319 Fuck man. 143 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,821 Hey. 144 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,032 You got a lotta anger in here. 145 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,367 I can hold space if you want. 146 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,410 This book says that feelings need to be birthed 147 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,496 and pushed out of your emotional cervix. 148 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,331 - Fuck you talking about? - Alright, good news. 149 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,665 I just got off the phone with Sunny, 150 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,000 he's got a guy coming through the border 151 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,752 and we can just hitch a ride with him. 152 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,753 Nice. 153 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,171 Yeah. Probably take the car too, so... 154 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,422 - Sick. - Yeah. 155 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,341 (guard): Oh man. You guys are a hoot and a half. 156 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,384 (laughing) (chimes) 157 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,344 Don't worry, man. High-five, buddy. 158 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,012 (guard): Okay. Everything looks good, 159 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,681 you guys are good to go. There you go. 160 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,391 You guys have a safe trip, okay? 161 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:51,850 Take care. (chuckles) 162 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,769 (doors closing) Nice car by the way! 163 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,939 (engine starts) - Fuckin' white people. 164 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,691 (therapist): So why do you 165 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,693 feel like you got into that relationship? 166 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,820 I dunno, I just... I don't... 167 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,364 I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair. 168 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,908 It was nice to be taken care of! You know, I'm used to being 169 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,077 the one who takes care of everyone else. 170 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,745 Especially at home. 171 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,664 I take care of my mom and my younger sisters. 172 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,374 My dad was always on the road growing up, 173 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,084 so I didn't really have a choice. 174 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,003 {\an8}(therapist): Well, because you're the eldest, right? 175 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,630 {\an8}Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack 176 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,589 {\an8}when the parents are lacking. 177 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,091 {\an8}(outside laughter) - True. 178 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:27,219 But I feel stupid for having missed the red flags with him. 179 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,763 That's just not me. (laughter grows) 180 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:33,559 So, anyways, this is why I'm only gonna date women from now. 181 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,854 But the most recent time felt kinda boring, I guess, 182 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:37,730 I don't know. 183 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,648 (therapist): Tell me, Chippy. 184 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,359 Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic? 185 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,696 Look. Whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need 186 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,741 to get to the root cause of why you attract these dynamics. 187 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,535 (loud laughter, chattering outside) 188 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,912 - What do you mean? - Well... 189 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,415 it just means being accountable for your patterns. 190 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,167 My... me... I'm the victim. 191 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,335 He's the one who needs to be held accountable. 192 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:01,754 Him and all the other men! 193 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,923 (outside shouting) Alright, that's fucking it! 194 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,800 Shut the fuck up! 195 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,927 I'm already fucking pissed from being gaslit in therapy! 196 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,764 Don't you loud fucks have anything else to do?! Holy shit! 197 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,265 Okay guys, yeah, lock it up, guys. 198 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,975 Sorry, ma'am! Sorry. 199 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,310 (blinds clattering) 200 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,021 (Chippy): Fucks' sake! 201 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,939 (sighs) 202 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,358 (traffic outside) 203 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,942 What were you saying again? 204 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,278 (therapist): You know, maybe we should just... 205 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,280 switch gears a little bit. 206 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,032 And talk about the anger? 207 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,325 What anger? 208 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,827 (Neal): Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns. 209 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,871 You can get a gun and a burger. 210 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,958 - Oh, oh, our ride's here. - I think this is our truck. 211 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,379 (chuckles) - Neal? 212 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,464 Oh shit! Diljot! 213 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,383 Come on in, bro! What's up? 214 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,301 Um. Oh, this is my cousin, Jasmeet. 215 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,136 (speaking Punjabi) 216 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,555 And this is his, um... this is his Navi. 217 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,307 (speaking Punjabi) 218 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,893 (in Punjabi): Come in, come in! Get out of the cold, come in! 219 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,311 (Jasmeet, in English): Bro, thank you so much 220 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,562 for picking us up. 221 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,647 (Diljot): Of course, of course, of course! 222 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,982 (laughing) 223 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,150 See, all you Canadian-borns say bro a lot. Yo, bro. 224 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:09,029 Got it, bro. Hemorrhoids, bro. This thing, bro. 225 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,322 (laughing) 226 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,991 Alright, we're basically just saying paaji. 227 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,743 If you think about it, our bro to paaji ratio 228 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,913 is the exact same. Paaji this. Paaji that... 229 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,540 (in Punjabi) (laughing) 230 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,501 Paaji, bro. Bro, paaji. 231 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,669 There's literally no difference, man. 232 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:27,673 We all have that inner drive to say that word. 233 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,174 (chuckling) 234 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,343 So you nervous to host it? 235 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,013 Uh. Not really, man. 236 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,849 I've done so many of these it's like clockwork. 237 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,143 Too many. At this point. 238 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,021 Come on, bro. A gig's a gig. You know that, man. 239 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,273 Oh, I'm sure you'll be great, paaji. 240 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,649 Thanks, man. 241 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,277 So, how long have you been driving trucks for Sunny? 242 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,362 Uh... just under a year. 243 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,698 Does he, like... tell you what you're picking up? 244 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,991 Do you know what's back there? 245 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:57,036 Eh... tires, you know. Usually. Probably. 246 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,538 You know, I had to help pay tonnes of debt 247 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,958 and some medical bills back home. 248 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,335 This has been keeping me steady. 249 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,046 That's good, man. As long as it's honest work, man. 250 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,757 You never know with that guy. - Oh, nothing like that, paaji. 251 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,216 (in Punjabi): Absolutely not. 252 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,968 (in English): I'm just grateful to Sunny, paaji. 253 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,345 He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job 254 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,765 in my field... (continues in a foreign language) 255 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,642 Wait, you wanna get a job in a field? 256 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,437 Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, 257 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,772 so I'm looking for a job in my field. 258 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,523 Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) 259 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,275 - In his field. In his... - In my- 260 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,611 Well, you have to go back there to work in your field. 261 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:32,488 - Are you telling me to go back? - No- 262 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,323 Oooohh! 263 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,283 Man. Bro. 264 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,744 (laughing) 265 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:43,875 (rap music) 266 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,888 (indistinct chattering) 267 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,765 Hi sir, how are you sir? 268 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:03,018 (distant shouting) 269 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,479 Shinda? 270 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,106 (in Punjabi): What's going on? 271 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,191 How are you guys suddenly actually doing your jobs? 272 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:13,988 Sorry, Brother. I know my work ethic has been a little off. 273 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,323 "Brother"? Where'd all this respect come from? 274 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,283 (in English): It's not that we don't respect you, 275 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,994 it's just that... 276 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,788 I'm just scared of this new supervisor. 277 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,373 Supervisor? What supervisor? 278 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:28,669 (in Punjabi): That Sri Lankan girl you hired, she's fiery. 279 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,089 Her "engine" stays hot twenty-four seven. 280 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,300 We don't want no panga with her. 281 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,969 (vehicle reverse alarm beeping) 282 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:41,306 (rap music continues) 283 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,228 (distant chattering) 284 00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:50,524 (in English): Hi. Good evening. We checking in? 285 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:51,692 Yes. We are. 286 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,777 Great! What name is the reservation under? 287 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,404 Uh, should be under your name, man. 288 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,697 You got this, right? 289 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,073 I'm gonna go get some lemon water. 290 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,283 Okay. 291 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,492 Hey, um. I saw on Yelp 292 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,454 that you guys give a cookie when you check in? 293 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,539 Um, can I get that now? 294 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,460 - Ye... yeah. - Cool. 295 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,547 Is that... is that gluten-free? 296 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,715 Uh, yes, it is. 297 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,341 Okay. Then I don't... I don't want it. 298 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,052 - Oh. - Yeah. 299 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:21,056 - 'Kay. - I'll be back. 300 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:23,390 (Jasmeet): Yeah. Sorry about that. 301 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,725 Oh. It's okay. 302 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,770 Anyways, uh... the name should be under first name Jasmeet, 303 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,146 last name Dutta. 304 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,523 - Okay, how do you spell- - D-U-T-T-A. 305 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,442 Okay. (typing) 306 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,069 Uh, yeah, sorry... 307 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,362 I'm not seeing anything under that name. 308 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,821 Could it... could it be under anything else? 309 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,283 Ummm. JasmeetsWorld? 310 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,242 (mumbling) 311 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:45,120 Aah. Yes. Okay, we do have that. 312 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,414 - Great. - Great! Mr. Sworld. 313 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,624 Yeah. 314 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,793 Just a government ID and credit card for incidentals. 315 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:51,752 Cool. 316 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,505 (sighs) 317 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:58,050 Thank you. Okay. Ooh. 318 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,553 Oh yeah... sorry, Mr. Dutta. 319 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,014 Yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match 320 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,557 the name on the room? 321 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,060 We're looking for Mr. Sworld. 322 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,312 Yeah. That's just my stage name. 323 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,022 Okay. But I... I would still need an ID 324 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,983 saying that, though. Sir. 325 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,360 Yeah, but... that's me. 326 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,236 That's... I'm Mr. Sworld. 327 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,927 That's literally me on the flyer. 328 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,118 (distant chatter) 329 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:27,329 Oooh, yeah. You look great on that. 330 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,207 But... yeah, no, I still would need to see ID. 331 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,959 It's policy. 332 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,919 Seriously? 333 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,754 Can we get a selfie please? 334 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,131 (giggling) 335 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,007 Sure. 336 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,467 (camera clicking) 337 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:47,099 Sorry. I... I already bent the rules on the cookie... 338 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,728 (sighs) - Okay. Yo. Navi. 339 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,312 - Yeah? - Can you call the organizers? 340 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,605 They booked the room under the wrong name. 341 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,983 Just check again, man. I'm sure they haven't. 342 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,485 Bro! Just do your job please? 343 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,573 Agh. Always makin' me do shit, man, like f... 344 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,825 Do this. Do that. 345 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,201 (lounge music playing) 346 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,245 (phone ringing) (man over phone): Yo! 347 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,080 Hello. (man laughing): Hey! 348 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,874 Yeah, I need one of you guys come down- 349 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,208 (man): Hello? - Hello. 350 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,002 (man): Yeah, what? - I need one of you guys 351 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,295 to come- (man): Hi! 352 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,629 These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man. 353 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,840 They sound drunk. They're partying or some shit. 354 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,842 Here, give it to me. Hello? 355 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,802 (man): Hi. Yes? Hi. (Jasmeet): Hey, uh... 356 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,429 it's Jasmeet. (man): Who? 357 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,764 Uh... Jasmeet? 358 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,849 The guy that's emceeing? Your competition? 359 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,309 (man): Oh! Yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. 360 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,144 Bro, you gotta... get your ass to the mixer right now. 361 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,854 It's so lit right now, bro! 362 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,856 Look... we're at the front desk right now, 363 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,359 and we can't check in 'cause the name is... 364 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,194 (man): Yo, oh shit, they're playing Raju Chacha 365 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,820 Ama Piano Remix! Ohh- 366 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,073 He seriously booked it under Mr. Sworld? 367 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,367 Yeah, sorry. 368 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,287 But he could change his name. Right. Legally? 369 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,830 Hello? (dial tone) 370 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,374 (sighs) 371 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,044 (typing) 372 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,351 (intriguing music) 373 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,313 Yo, handle this. Manpreet? 374 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,108 Are you kidding me? - Jasmeet? 375 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:22,528 Holy shit! Dude! What are you doing here? 376 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,196 I haven't seen you since like Sikh camp days! 377 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,490 This is wild. Don't you live in Jersey? 378 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:30,035 Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister. She's competing. 379 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,745 I was actually kinda hoping I'd bump into you. 380 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,080 You've accomplished so much. 381 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,373 I've been watching you from a distance 382 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,041 like the little stalker that I am. 383 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,585 Really? Okay, um. 384 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,630 Full disclosure, your videos pop up on my feed, like, 385 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,923 all the time. 386 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,883 Wow. Really embarrassed. 387 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,719 Yes. I am also a stalker. 388 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,303 I know. (giggles) 389 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,055 Also, you go by Maya now? 390 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,223 Yeah! Yeah, it's... 391 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,725 you know, just to make life easier... 392 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,727 and also just to remind myself 393 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,396 that everything in life is really an illusion. 394 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,982 (Navi): Yo, Jasmeet! Yo! - Okay. Alright. 395 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,400 I see you. Okay. - Yo bro. 396 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,402 Hey, yo. They got no rooms available. 397 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,821 There's a motel like 30 minutes down the street. 398 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,905 They got vacancies. 399 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,073 (Jasmeet sighs) (Jasmeet): Alright. 400 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,283 Let me call an Uber. 401 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,368 Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash? 402 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,953 And you're hosting the competition? 403 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,872 Yeah, there's some sort of name mix-up 404 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,743 and the organizers are all drunk, so... 405 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,170 Well. Hey, why don't you take my room? 406 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,047 I'll crash with my sister. 407 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,965 What? No. No no no, don't be ridiculous, Maya- 408 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,550 No. Trust me. Jasmeet, 409 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,970 she would probably want that anyways with how nervous she is. 410 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,222 Uh... 411 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,602 Okay. Uh, yeah. Yeah, that'd be awesome. 412 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,188 Thank you. Are you sure? - I'm sure. I got you. 413 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,231 I'll just get my stuff outta there and we're good to go! 414 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,817 Thank you so much. You're a lifesaver, oh my god. 415 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,570 It was nice seeing you. 416 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,864 (chuckling) - Damn. 417 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,867 Gonna smash the hippie chick or what? 418 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,204 What managers gotta eat too, bro. 419 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,957 Dude. I kissed the hotel girl. 420 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,043 Really? What she taste like? 421 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,461 (Neal): She taste like hotel. 422 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,381 Okay, let's... let's go. Get your bags, man. Let's go. 423 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,676 (Navi): Hotel? What does hotel taste like? 424 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,345 (door opening) 425 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,763 - Heading out? - Yeah. 426 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,015 And, hey, thank you so much for letting me 427 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,850 use your office. Sorry I was here all day, 428 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,895 I just... I got so much work done. Not just therapy. 429 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,271 Take it. 430 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,316 - What? - Take the space. It's yours. 431 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,153 Whenever you need it! Design work. Therapy. 432 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,571 Sixteen chapel the ceiling. 433 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,324 I don't care. Whatever. Free of charge. 434 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,076 Sistine Chapel, Sunny. 435 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,285 What? 436 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,870 And that's really nice, but why? 437 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,956 Dude. Today's been one of the most productive 438 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,374 days here in a minute! 439 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,459 Your presence, it's like... 440 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,711 it's keeping my guys in line! 441 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,587 D'you pick that shit up from your dad? 442 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,631 Oh yeah. You know how many of my dad's 443 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,299 scary-ass trucker buddies I used to get 444 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,884 to buy me candy as a kid? 445 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,137 I was cute. Terrifying, but cute. 446 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,264 I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor, 447 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,767 and everything the light touches is yours. 448 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,812 Okay. Sure! 449 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,940 (pensive music) 450 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,443 (door closes) 451 00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:08,527 (Maya over video): Not only does gua sha 452 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,404 increase your blood circulation, 453 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,032 which makes you look more alive and awake, 454 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,242 but if you add healing stones, 455 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,703 this adds an extra healing component. 456 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,622 Now, this specific gua sha is infused with tetrahertz. 457 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,583 I'd like to go ahead and thank Jade Baby 458 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,793 for sending me this beautiful gua sha. 459 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,672 And use my code MAYA15 for 15 percent off. 460 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,761 (ambient music) 461 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,348 Hi, Jasmeet! How we doin'? Feeling good? 462 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,976 No, we're not happy. I'll take care of this, man. 463 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,228 What the fuck was up with last night? 464 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,314 You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man? 465 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,608 And you out getting fucking drunk? 466 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,277 I'm... I'm sorry. I hit the party, we were... 467 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,447 Yo, you really thought his last name was Sworld? 468 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,240 Like, fuck! Come on, man! 469 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,742 No, I... I booked it while I was studying 470 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,994 for my chem mid-term. So sorry, I- 471 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,954 Sorry's not good enough, Dr. Sob. 472 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,331 And look at this green room. 473 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,792 It's not private and it's fucking bare, man! 474 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,336 (organizer): We have chips! And... water. 475 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,338 (Navi): Is this a grade five birthday party, bro? 476 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,964 I... what more do you want? 477 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:14,134 Like, get us some fucking steak, some kebabs, some sushi, 478 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,303 some bottles of fucking Ciroc, some Crown. 479 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,097 (organizer): I don't know if I can get all that in time. 480 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,934 No no no. You will. Otherwise we're not doing the show. 481 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:26,271 Jasmeet is an icon, kid! Have some fucking respect! 482 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,107 Hey, I'll... I'll get right on it. 483 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,483 (mumbling) 484 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,320 Yeah, that's right. Can you believe this fucking guy? 485 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,530 Was all that necessary? 486 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,573 He's like some fresh outta college kid. 487 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,409 We can't keep lowering your standards, man. 488 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,868 They'll never respect you 489 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,704 if you let 'em keep getting away with this. 490 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,998 You're asking for Ciroc bottles 491 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,958 in the middle of the day. 492 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,335 Yo, managers gotta eat too. 493 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,295 Plus it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters. 494 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,798 Know what I mean? 495 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,550 Damn... 496 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,345 (Punjabi music) - Alright. Good luck, guys. 497 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,682 (sighs) 498 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,435 Bro. It's a full house. 499 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:07,187 There's gotta be like 100 people out there. 500 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,149 It's a 1400-seat theatre, bro. 501 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,067 - I don't have my glasses. - 'Kay. 502 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,945 (announcer): Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 503 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,822 the massive internet sensation 504 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,825 and one of the funniest voices of our generation, 505 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:24,163 the heartthrob himself, give it up for... 506 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,539 Prem! 507 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:26,498 (cheering) 508 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,668 Hey y'all! Congrats for 25 years 509 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,213 of the North American South Asian Talent Competition. 510 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,257 I mean, that's unbelievably huge. 511 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,009 And I would have loved to be there in person 512 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,011 to celebrate this milestone with you guys, 513 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:43,223 but your boy is guest judging the Masked Singer this week. 514 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,725 I know, wah-wah. 515 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,643 And I'm still hosting bhangra competitions. 516 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,188 But just... get out there and do your job, bro. 517 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,481 And just focus. 518 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,441 Love you all. Make sure you kill it. 519 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,692 And you know what they say. 520 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,362 Prem means love. Prem, out. 521 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,197 (cheering) 522 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,450 (announcer): Alright, now give it up for our host of the night, 523 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,078 Jasmeet Dutta! 524 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,039 (cheering) - Alright, woo! Yes! 525 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,584 Give it up for me! The idiot that came out way too early. 526 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,753 Oh my god, the way less successful 527 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,882 internet guy that's... not as hot as him, and... 528 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,802 I'm here with you tonight! Isn't that fun? 529 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:22,304 (chuckling) (Jasmeet): Who's excited? 530 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,555 (cheering) 531 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,141 Aw, man. I just ran into one of the bhangra teams 532 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,768 backstage... 533 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,603 we gotta talk about your names. 534 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,146 First of all, they're way too long. 535 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,065 Okay, the team I ran into backstage... 536 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,819 (speaking Punjabi) 537 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,697 Toronto Division. 538 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,740 Like, that's way too long, okay? 539 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,825 (clapping) 540 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,284 (Jasmeet): You don't have to push that whole 541 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,703 Punjabi dictionary into your name... 542 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:48,497 Hey, you alright, man? You seem stressed. 543 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:52,876 ... bro is always fricken' trippin', man. 544 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:57,214 Oh. Well, as a recent survivor of a unconscious uncoupling, 545 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,590 I can tell that you're brushing me off 546 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,051 because you're avoiding your emotions. 547 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,429 But... I'm here for you, man. 548 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,223 Bro, like... go and take some pictures, man. 549 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,100 Aren't you the social media guy? 550 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,685 I don't even have my phone. 551 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,687 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Just... 552 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,063 (phone vibrating) Bro, I gotta take this 553 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,857 phone call, man, just... 554 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:17,151 I got you. 555 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,485 (crowd laughing) 556 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,778 (Jasmeet): Aw, man, yeah, Punjabi music, man, 557 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,363 it's an interesting topic, man. 558 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:25,325 It feels like we just now entered our 2000s era. 559 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,453 We still, like, 20, 25 years behind. 560 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,329 I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now. 561 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,539 (laughter) 562 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,541 They got velour tracksuits. 563 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,752 Channi's walking around in a pink fur coat. 564 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:37,087 Like, bro, you're not Cam'ron. (laughter) 565 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,839 You know what I mean? 566 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,633 Honestly, the only thing we're missing is Ja Rule, 567 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,511 the real Ja Rule. Not Dr. Zeus's bootleg Ja Rule. 568 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,180 I hope he's doing well, wherever he is. 569 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,474 But the real Ja Rule popping out a track and just being like... 570 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,268 "Yaattt don't care... murda". 571 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:53,020 That's the only thing, 572 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,272 but... we're gonna have fun, regardless! 573 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,650 So let's give it up for our first team. 574 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,735 I'm not saying their name, we've already talked about this. 575 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,362 (laughter) Put your hands together! 576 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,113 Let's do it!! Woooo! 577 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,908 (loud cheering) 578 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,954 Killed it. 579 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:15,001 (upbeat Punjabi music) 580 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:21,924 (distant cheering) 581 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:24,301 Why's this guy always on his phone? 582 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,428 (Neal): He must be using so much data. 583 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,556 He's using my hotspot. 584 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,101 (sighs) 585 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,070 (soulful Punjabi music) 586 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:48,409 Yo! Shout out to my boy Jassi for killing it tonight! 587 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,369 (cheering) 588 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,454 And all you sexy fucking girls! 589 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,873 I fucking love bhangra competitions! 590 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,291 (louder cheering) 591 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,043 Shots, baby! 592 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,294 (cheering) 593 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,671 Woo! 594 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:03,590 Yeah! Shots! (chuckles) 595 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,843 Yo, could you tell your manager to be careful? 596 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,388 The deposit on this room is really steep. Woo! Shots! 597 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,306 (cheering) 598 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,059 (phone vibrating) 599 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:17,020 Shit! Yo, it's my wife. Hey, everybody, shut the fuck up! 600 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,856 (room quiets) 601 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,733 Hey babe. 602 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:24,653 Yeah. No, I'm just... I'm here with the boys, we're just... 603 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:25,988 we're just about to go to sleep. 604 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:27,406 (laughter) 605 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,741 No, there's no one in the room! 606 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:31,952 (phone muted) Yo! Shut the fuck up! 607 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:32,911 (phone unmuted) 608 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,165 Yeah? No... I didn't put it on mute! 609 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,125 What are you talking about? 610 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,544 Hey, let... let me go to a better area, okay? 611 00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:41,795 (phone muted) Yo, man. 612 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:44,590 Take care of the girls, okay? (phone unmuted) 613 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,800 Yeah, babe. Yo, why are you always tripping? 614 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:49,678 Yeah, like, seriously... (crowd chatters) 615 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,556 (phone vibrating) 616 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:54,099 It's Chippy. 617 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,185 Alright. I'm gonna take care of the girls. 618 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:57,978 Okay. 619 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,021 Hello? 620 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:03,193 Uh... hi... do any women here need water? 621 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:07,696 No? Just let me know if any of the guys are acting... 622 00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:10,532 aggressive or inappropriate. 623 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,201 I'm here. 624 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,619 (Chippy): Yo. How'd it go? 625 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,912 Uh. I don't know, man. 626 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,622 I just feel like I'm on autopilot at these things. 627 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,165 So then why do you still do them? 628 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,334 So Navi can get away from his wife for the weekend? 629 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:21,794 Like, what else am I supposed to do? 630 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,129 Put yourself in new places! You know? 631 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:27,508 Sometimes... you might find a creative spark 632 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,385 in the randomest spots. 633 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,095 Yeah. I guess you're right. 634 00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:34,390 Oh, dude. Guess who I ran into? - Who? 635 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:36,642 - My first kiss. - Where? 636 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,727 At the competition! Isn't that crazy? 637 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,229 And I think she might be single. 638 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,272 So what are you doing still talking to me, loser? 639 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,524 Go! Find out! 640 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:44,858 Alright, I'm gonna get outta this whack-ass 641 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,276 after party. I'll talk to you later, eh? 642 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,654 Peace. (call ends) 643 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,323 'Kay. Bye. 644 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,367 Yo. Shit! 645 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,703 I might just have to make official uniforms for my guys, 646 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:56,996 these designs are sick! 647 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,580 Yeah? Thanks, Sunny, okay, well, look, 648 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,332 I'll send you an invoice to get the work started. 649 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,667 (snorts) - Yo. 650 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,627 I give this girl a free office and somehow 651 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,212 I'm gettin' charged? (chuckles) 652 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:06,588 Is that what you're learning in therapy, 653 00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:10,259 some reverse psychology shit? I like this one. 654 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:15,264 (percussive music) 655 00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:19,394 (camera clicks) 656 00:25:25,512 --> 00:25:29,737 Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me. 657 00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:33,407 Like, I just wanna live and enjoy life. 658 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,576 I probably don't even love her anymore. 659 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,453 She probably doesn't even love me! 660 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,121 We were never fucking compatible. 661 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:43,709 I am so proud of you for opening up to me. 662 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,462 We only stayed together because of the kids. 663 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,047 That's the way I was raised. 664 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:51,467 We... we don't do divorce, you feel me? 665 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:54,511 I feel so trapped, man. So alone. 666 00:25:54,512 --> 00:26:00,017 Here. Here. This is a huge first step. 667 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:02,729 'Kay? You can't heal what you can't name. 668 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:07,441 Fuck! You're so chill or whatever, man. 669 00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:10,152 Like, thank you, bro! - Here. 670 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,695 (door opens) 671 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,322 (man): One sec, one sec, man... 672 00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:16,283 Hey! Get the fuck out! 673 00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:17,701 He's having a breakthrough, man. 674 00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:19,746 (door closes) 675 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,458 Hey. I love you. 676 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,420 Don't say that, man. Like... I barely know you. 677 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,841 (gentle lounge music) 678 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:42,935 (giggles) - Wow. Look who it is! 679 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,561 Hiding out from your rabid fans? 680 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:46,522 Uh... I'm just taking a little break. 681 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,607 Enjoying the view. - Mmm. 682 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,943 So. How did you like it? 683 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,152 It was good. It was good. 684 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,447 You're, um... auntie jokes were so fresh. 685 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:58,158 Oh my god. I didn't know you were gonna torture me! 686 00:26:58,159 --> 00:26:59,535 (giggling) 687 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:02,247 Hey, um... can I be honest with you? 688 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:05,791 - Sure. - I feel like you have 689 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,002 funnier stuff you could be doing. 690 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,381 Wow. Yeah, no, you're right, but... 691 00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:13,632 this just isn't the right crowd. 692 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:16,510 Okay. Well, when you find the right crowd, let me know. 693 00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:18,804 I'll come watch. 694 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,681 You're gonna come all the way up to Toronto? 695 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,391 - Yeah. - Really. 696 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:25,478 Yeah! You know, Toronto's actually next on my list. 697 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:31,400 Okay! Well. If you ever need a place to crash... 698 00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,235 I can return the favour. 699 00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:37,406 Oh. Okay. Well, I might actually take you up on that. 700 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,409 Okay. 701 00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:44,496 You know, it reminds me of when we snuck out 702 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:46,207 to watch the stars that night. 703 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,335 Oh my god. Wow. (giggles) 704 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:50,753 That was crazy! 705 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:52,172 Yeah. 706 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,048 You know... 707 00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:56,217 that was actually my first kiss. 708 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,428 - Mine too. - Really? 709 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,763 Yeah. 710 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:02,473 Hm. 711 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:06,268 Also, I... totally didn't apologize for how much spit 712 00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:09,354 and slobber and drool I got all over your face, so... 713 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,814 I was new at it, actually. 714 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:11,899 All good. 715 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,567 And I'm way better now. 716 00:28:13,568 --> 00:28:15,152 - Oh? - Yeah. Yeah! 717 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:17,364 Hmm. Well, I'll be the judge of that. 718 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,617 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 719 00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:29,125 (sultry music) 720 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:38,218 Well? 721 00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:42,930 Um. It's like, 10 percent less wet. 722 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,391 Okay. That's an improvement! 723 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:48,060 Maybe if I keep practising, I'll get there. 724 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,770 Oh, you wanna keep practising? 725 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,438 You know, practise makes perfect, so... 726 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:52,940 - Oh. - Yep. 727 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:55,151 It's the only way to perfection. 728 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:57,654 You're right. 729 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:28,018 (upbeat Punjabi music) 730 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:50,623 Subtitlng: difuze 731 00:29:50,673 --> 00:29:55,223 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0